'WWHL': Amy Schumer still gives her husband blowjobs, reveals how calculator rescues her sex life
Amy Schumer and Bridget Everett were the special guests on 'Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen' on tonight's episode (April 14). Donning 'Happy' and 'On A Yacht in St. Tropez' on their shirts, the ladies looked really good and it seems like they are not letting the quarantine period get to them.
For the 'From Your Vault' segment, Schumer quipped that she really wanted to show her C-section mark but since Everett and Cohen have both seen it, she brought out a ring that reminds her of her friends while Everett showed off her cup holder that was knitted in the shape of boobs. She joked that the boobs reminded her of Ramona Singer's assets that she was showing off in last week's episode of 'The Real Housewives of New York City'.
Amy Schumer couldn't hold back and gave a close view of her C-section scar from the birth of her son Gene Attell Fischer born in May last year. Cohen quickly added, "I have tried Amber Tamblyn's breast milk and now I have seen Amy Schumer's C-Section scar" recalling a memory from way back in 2017.
Cohen also asked Schumer to dish on some motherhood tips worth recycling during the quarantine.
On being asked what's the best time to have sex, Schumer mentioned, "You gotta do nap time. By the time he is asleep, we are already tired. So you just gotta ask, do you gotta have sex? and that's how you go with it."
Did you know a calculator can be a mother's best friend? Take it from Schumer who mentioned that the best way to try and amuse her son is to leave him with a calculator.
Both Everett and Schumer also dished out some 'Vanderpump Rules' drama. Schumer couldn't stop praising Scheana Shay from the show. In her opinion, no one can replicate Scheana referring to the latter's doppelganger appearing in the recent episode of 'Vanderpump Rules'. Schumer also mentioned that she is very sexy and her decision of freezing her eggs is amazing. She also noted that Scheana sounds like Kermit and that's the best part about her. She also mentioned that Lisa Vanderpump has the top pu**ies of all time on the show.
We guess it's not too hard to gauge that Amy is a religious follower of the reality series.
On being asked what does she think about Charli naming her tits Tiara and Tamera, Everett mentioned that she absolutely loved it. She also had something to say about Lala Kent and Raquel Leviss's drama. "I like Lala. She is smoking hot but I didn't like her attitude" revealed Everett.
Coming to a little bedroom gossip, Cohen asked Schumer if she is keeping up with her promise that she made to her husband in her wedding vows of continuing to keep going down on him. Chris Fischer was present behind the cameras and he echoed a 'yes'.
At one point in the episode, Cohen and Schumer brought out their children on camera so that they could meet each other virtually. It was one of the cutest and bittersweet moments in the entire episode with both kids recognizing each other from the screens bringing to the fore the harsh realities of the times we are living in, presently.
'Watch What Happens Live' airs Sunday to Thursday on Bravo.