Bang Bang Con: BTS ARMY 'beg for mercy' after kisses, body-rolls and thick thighs almost ruin their lives
As Bang Bang Con rages on, one thing becomes increasingly clear. Us ARMYs need Jesus. BTS is treating us to one of the greatest weekends ever as the fandom unites to watch their best concert moments for 24 hours over two days. And our unity extends to marveling at their beauty as well as confirming they own our souls.
Taehyung, in true KDrama lead male fashion, stated during the concert, "ARMY belongs to BTS," to which one fan responded, "DUDE EVERYONE KNOW THAT KKSKSKSKSKKAKSKA," while another stated "jimin’s laugh when tae screamed you’re ours I’m crying please." Another fan added, "My heart skipped a beat. you have no idea."
Other fans commented on how gorgeous the boys looked. One fan said, "Yoongi is so pretty," while another shared images of Jungkook, stating "Excuse me sir, your face..."
We're also being treated a stream of duality tweets, and not one person is complaining. In case you haven't heard of that term before, it refers to Korean idols who can switch between being adorable and being ridiculously sexy within the span of a few seconds. One fan tweeted two photos of Taehyung stating, "kim taehyung: king of duality," while another shared images to make their case of "Jeon JungKook." versus "Kooky."
Others resorted to dousing themselves with water because Jin told them to - so they could have that 4D concert experience. ":b*tches pouring water on themselves because jin said to. / :its me, im b*tches," tweets one fan. And some fans found themselves googling "how to be water" thanks to a video that features Jin kissing the surface of still water.
BTS also bestowed some precious gifts on fans during the concert. "Whoever caught that ball is so lucky!" tweeted one fan, including a video of Jin kissing a ball and tossing it to the crowd.
The group's latest single 'On' also got a whole lot of love for its splendid visuals, with fans tweeting "Jin’s hair in ON is a masterpiece, and no one can change my mind," as well as for its iconic dance break, as fans said, "Lmaooo in the ON dance break jimin dances like a monkey A SEXY MONKEY." What a 'sexy monkey' dances like, we don't know, but we know that's what Jimin looks like.
'On's other half 'No' from BTS' first mini-album also got some love. One fan said, "Jungkook’s starting verse in NO is so hot." Other songs were also appreciated for their vocals, with fans stating "Taehyung’s raw vocals in Not Today and live adlibs in Fire is so hot." But some vocals were just too hot to handle, as fans tweeted, "JIN IS GROWLING. NOOOOOOOOO PLZZ STOB IT JIN. I NEED HOLY WATER." And this is where ARMYs progressed into sinful territory that requires some not-safe-for-work tags.
"Jungkook thighs are speaking an aggressive Language to me," said one fan, while another asked, "JUNGKOOK CAN YOU PLEASE CHOKE ME BETWEEN YOUR THICK *SS THIGHS?"
And of course, BTS fan service is not complete without Jimin's dancing making ARMYs lose their collective minds. "JIMIN AND HIS BODY ROLL NEVER DISAPPOINTS," said one fan, while another pleaded, "JIMIN YOUR BODYROLLS PLEASE MERCY MERCY."
Another fan tweeted this cautionary message for all, "WARNING! Jimin's bodyrolls are fatal," while one more fan points out something important: "Omg it just hit me that tour was supposed to start this week & we just got ROBBED of potential choreo’s to these. do u think jimin bodyrolls to filter. he def does doesnt he."
We were truly robbed and demand a 'Filter' Jimin solo dance video from Big Hit Entertainment.
Until we get it, however, let's all join BTS and ARMYs in appreciating "Jimin's cute little hand."