Tiffany Haddish prefers men with small penises as they 'respect you' and 'buy you nice gifts'
Tiffany Haddish recently got candid about her choices and what she first looks for in a man. She revealed that she prefers small penises because she feels "like small ones respect you." The 40-year-old shared her thoughts on d*** sizes during an appearance on Jada Pinkett Smith’s ‘Red Table Talk’. During the online interview, she was also reunited with her ‘Girls Trip’ co-stars Regina Hall and Queen Latifah via video chat.
The conversation went towards d***s and their sizes when host Smith asked the women if there were any dating updates within the group. In answer to this, the ‘Like a Boss’ star shared that her Bumble account was "popping". She also explained she was enjoying some virtual dates with men given the coronavirus outbreak before some of them began to "pull their wee-wees out".
“I don’t wanna see your thing-thing just yet. I wanna see that in real life, not on the camera,” she said of her virtual dates.
Her comment left the other stars laughing, with Latifah saying jokingly that Haddish would prefer to see a "long dong" rather than a "wee-wee". But the ‘Night School’ actress disagreed with her co-star’s comment and said, “I prefer small penises because I feel like small ones respect you. They’re kind. They buy you nice gifts. They take you nice places. They’ll come and clean your house; fix your cars for you. Small penises are penises of service.”
“Big penises… just do whatever they want to do,” she added.
This made her co-stars burst into laughter, with Hall, who claims herself to be the ‘virginal one’, admitting that she "appreciates an average size".
Haddish it seems is a self-proclaimed expert when it comes to the male anatomy and has labeled herself a "penialtologist". In a 2018 appearance on the same talk show, the actress revealed that she used to collect pictures of penises of her dates.
“I was doing research. So basically, because I’m a scientist. I’m a ‘penialtologist'. When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date I would ask a guy if I could see his penis,” she said. “And then I would pull out my disposable camera and I would ask him if I could take a picture of your penis.”
Haddish said she would never include the man’s face in the picture and would coax him into agreeing by saying, “I just want to remember your penis.” She would then snap the men holding their penis in their hands. This combination, she said, led her to discover something unique.
“From their hands, you can see … Dirty nails, dirty d***. The tip of their penis usually match their fingernails,” she said. “It ain’t about the feet. It’s never about the feet. Check them hands. If hands are dry and ashy, his d*** probably ashy too.”
The actress said she assembled the d*** pics to make a coffee table book. “It was a nice little coffee table conversation situation!” she concluded.
It's unclear if the actress was joking or being serious.