'I'd leave him at the aisle': Internet blasts groom for shocking wedding speech in front of family
PLANT CITY, FLORIDA: The wedding vows of one groom, in which he instructed his wife to "keep my belly full and my balls empty," have drawn harsh criticism from online users. Michael and Destiny Lentini's wedding ceremony turned out to be a laughable event that went viral on TikTok after being shared by their wedding photographer.
Jonathan Pajak was hired to capture the couple's Florida wedding, but as soon as he asked the groom Michael if he had anything he wanted to say to the bride-to-be early in the day, he recognized the warning signs.
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'I hope we have a lot of sex… a lot'
Looking directly at the camera, Michael said, “I hope we have a lot of sex… a lot.” Pajak wasn't impressed and commented that it might have been an effort at humor or nervousness before the wedding. “I should have known his vows were gonna go like this.”
Michael prepared to give his speech in front of friends and family, saying to his bride, "You're screwed," before beginning. Destiny chuckled awkwardly, presumably knowing what was in store for her. "There are only two things required to keep me happy: keep my belly full and my balls empty," read Michael.
The wedding guests laughed as he continued, "Though you’re amazing at half of it, we really need to get you cooking lessons." As the marriage officiant shook her head in shock, he said, "Nothing’s better than the sound of gagging and headboard slamming," to which she responded, “Michael!" And appropriately so, the official said, clearly embarrassed, "Being that I am his mother, I will deal with him later. He’s grounded."
But Michael continued with his speech. "PS, since you're so good at making decisions like marrying me, you can choose whether tonight's going to end with being a toaster strudel or a Twinkie," he concludes.
'I'd leave him at the aisle'
As per The Daily Mail, the post received widespread criticism after receiving more than 18.7 million views. "That’s so sad though because he only talked about her physical, not that he loved her or anything like that," commented one user.
Another added, "I'd leave him at the aisle. Saying that with just me and him is already sad/disappointing but IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY? Mortified and ashamed." And a third commented, "I can't even imagine thinking that's acceptable to say at your wedding, and then he didn't even attempt to memorize it at all on top of that."