David Schwimmer offered $1M to star in porn parody of 'Friends'

In an offer letter that was shared with Meaww, YouPorn, a free pornographic video sharing website, has invited the actor to be a part of their new venture for a whopping $1 mn.


                            David Schwimmer offered $1M to star in porn parody of 'Friends'

You've got it wrong if you assumed it wasn't David Schwimmer's day, his week or his year, just because his doppelganger has been stealing beers and tarnishing his name.  The man has the perfect opportunity to truly diversify his career, should he choose to do so. Schwimmer, who famously played Ross Geller in the iconic TV show 'Friends' is being offered $1 million to reprise the role for a porn parody by YouPorn.

Schwimmer, was recently in the news after Blackpool police's Facebook post about an alleged suspect bearing a striking resemblance to Ross Geller went viral. Schwimmer then went on to create a spoof of himself with his arms full of beer cans in a New York supermarket, which he posted on to social media along with the caption, "Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York." Clearly, the acting chops in this spoof seems to have caught the eye of the good people at YouPorn.



 

 

In an offer letter that was shared with Meaww, YouPorn, a free pornographic video sharing website, has invited the actor to be a part of their new porn venture for a whopping $1 million. Clearly a huge fan of Schwimmer's Ross, they start off the letter with a brief illustration of their admiration for his work, "You've proven your acting chops haven't faltered with the re-enactment of today's doppelganger beer thief. We at YouPorn, like so many others, miss that time you awkwardly proved to Rachel and Joey that you were "FINE"! Or that time you tried to teach Rachel and Phoebe about the state of total awareness..Unagi!"

Mind you, Schwimmer has been on many projects since 'Friends,' including the multiple award-winning 'American Crime Story - The People v. O.J Simpson,' directing and producing many movies about important topics such as assault and abuse, and is currently starring on the revamped 'Will and Grace.' However, YouPorn needs Schwimmer for one specific reason and that is to play Ross opposite Rachel, who has already been cast.

YouPorn's offer letter for David Schwimmer
YouPorn's offer letter for David Schwimmer

The letter reads, "We know it's not the "Silver Screen", but we already have a Rachel on board and think it's the perfect PIVOT! in your career. We'll even let you wear those leather pants again!" With a sincere wish regarding the prospect of working together soon, the letter concludes with the hope that they catch the beer thief soon.