Vomit, poop and a fainting spell: The horrors of Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell's wedding
A bride has opened up about her catastrophic wedding on TikTok stating that she passed out on her fiancé during the ceremony and was then pooped on by her newborn nephew while vomiting.
Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell, 22, of Minneapolis, Minnesota, and her husband, Jackson, recently married in an outdoor ceremony in Florida. The day began out well, but things quickly went downhill when she became ill and passed out when the priest was reciting their vows. The video was uploaded on TikTok, where it instantly went viral, garnering over three million views in just a few days.
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In the video, she and her new husband can be seen standing in a gazebo together, with her dressed in a long white gown and him in a suit. Hollee unexpectedly fell into the groom's arms.
@hollinator1424 I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking😂 my baby nephew then pooped on my dress right after while I was pukin
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As she awoke, the groom could be heard saying, "Are you okay?" She shook her head and staggered over to the ledge, where she began vomiting. "I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking," she captioned the video. However, things only got worse when she was pooped on by her nephew. "My baby nephew pooped on my dress right after while I was puking," the new bride wrote in the caption, despite the fact that it wasn't recorded on camera.
@hollinator1424 Reply to @denise_84 part two- sorry I’m shaking I was nervous but I hope this explains everything 😅😂 sorry I’m repetitive
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Hollee further said in another video that she was really dehydrated because she hadn't drunk or eaten enough during the day. She remarked, “I'm also prone to passing out, my doctor says I have low blood pressure and low iron. I guess I was just doomed from the start. I wasn't throwing up too much just because there wasn't anything in my stomach so it wasn't like the nasty, nasty throw up”
Explaining how the poop ended up on her dress, the unfortunate bride narrated, 'My sister had a fan on my baby nephew, she came over to put that fan on me and as she's holding my nephew, he starts pooping. And the poop goes down her arm onto my dress.'
@hollinator1424 3 days until we’re reunited.. 5 months away from each other and a life time to spend with you.. ##longdistancesucks
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This wasn't, thankfully, their only wedding. Hollee stated that they had already been married in a courtroom only a few hours before and that this was merely a modest celebration with their family and friends at a vineyard. She further stated that they are planning a much larger party in the near future. "We had already done our ceremony, so it wasn't a huge issue," she added. "We're also planning another larger wedding... So don't worry, I'll redo it and hopefully not pass out this time."
After the wedding, the couple flew to New York City for their honeymoon, and Hollee was able to get her dress cleaned in time to wear it in the Big Apple for some gorgeous wedding photographs. "Now I have a story to tell at my nephew’s wedding someday," she concluded.
