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'Young Love vs Mama Bear': Internet in stitches after man tweets stepson's attempts to sneak a girl out

The man provided live updates after he was curious as to how his son would smuggle her out without his mother knowing

Here's a viral story that the family concerned (and much of the Twitter world) will not be forgetting for quite some time. In 2019, a Twitter user who goes by 'Tricky Deez' posted a series of tweets doing a live commentary of how his stepson, who had snuck a girl inside the house at night, would smuggle her out. 

"So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ...and now we wait," was the first tweet, that went on to herald one of the most hilarious series of events on the micro-blogging platform. People waited with bated breath for the next updates as the stepdad sat back to watch the drama unfold. 

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A basic recap: his son had snuck in a female friend over the night before, but it was now morning and the stepdad waits to see how the teen smuggles her out, now that the family was awake. After the very first tweet caught the attention of many Twitter users, the man was prompted to share an update into the situation. He wrote, "People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted."

The white shoes in question were the only piece of solid evidence that there was a guest in the house. After all, "No one in this house would have all white shoes...," wrote the dad. 

There was also a logistical issue with the shoes. Turns out, the young couple could easily sneak out of the house through a side door in the kitchen at the base of the staircase. However, the house guest's shoes were placed at the other end of the house. "A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house," remarked the narrator.

Like a true commentator, he began his next update with the current time and provided an insight into what his wife was busy with. "11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic," he noted, sharing a picture of the woman laboriously scrubbing the bathroom tiles with "music cranked all the way." "Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity??" speculated the amused father. 

Meanwhile, several others who were closely following his updates rebuked him for not helping out his son by being his "wingman" but the father coolly remarked that he was a mere spectator in the event. "I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown a** man. We live and die by our choices ," was his amusing take on the matter. Very soon his wife was "done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen." The kitchen, was at the bottom of the stairs! "Ooof," the drama continues. 

He also started a live poll to see who his followers were rooting for. Turns out, only 36.6% were hoping for the "Mama Bear" to catch her young cub's deeds while 63.4% were rooting for "Young love" to find its way.

With no movement from upstairs, the stepdad wondered if the two youngsters now planned on "waiting it out." He informed people that his "wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her a** off all morning. Could he be waiting for that??" However, would his son's friend be able to "hold her pee another hour or so??" "I have no idea what they thinking up there," he wondered. He even warned his followers who were highly invested in this "drama mini series" that this may not turn out all that exciting. "I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie I'm waiting just like the rest of you," he wrote.

Then came the drama. "OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the f**k fest above our heads at 4am," he hilariously tweeted, adding that he wasn't sure if his wife had even seen "her come downstairs to use the bathroom. "She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet," he said.

That dad also lauded his son for trying to act all nonchalant and casually coming down the stairs to grab the infamous white shoes. "Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink . They gonna hit that side door. bet."

Soon, the whole saga came to a conclusion and the two young lovers could finally escape. Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now! 💏," read the next tweets, adding, "And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing."

BUT WAIT! What's a good story without a good twist? Turns out the mother was in on her son's shenanigans all along. "Factoid: mom knew she was spending the night. As they were close friends practically their whole lives of course they would never be physical like that. Mom was actually worried I was going to notice and be upset since there is a pretty clear no sleepover rule," wrote the amused dad, adding the one thing the mother did not know. "What mom didn't know, until reading the thread later, was about the 'f**k fest above our heads at 4am.' That was a fun treat for her to find out after half Twitter already knew," he wrote.

The rollercoaster of events certainly provided some entertainment to a hoard of Twitter users. Still, there were some who slammed the husband for not helping out his wife in her cleaning chores. The witty dad had a response ready, "For all you haters commenting about why I'm not helping with the house cleaning... First of all, f**k you. You don't know my life. And secondly, I make the bomb a** sandwiches around here, that's why!"