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Jimmy Fallon dubs Adele 'designated survivor' as Beyonce attends Taylor Swift's movie premiere in LA

Jimmy Fallon also made a clever play on words, monologuing the current political fiasco with 21 Taylor Swift songs

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK CITY: Jimmy Fallon has something to say about the latest and ultimate girl moment: Taylor Swift and Beyonce posing together at the premiere of the concert film 'Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour'.  

Nevertheless, the limelight was also on Adele, with Fallon proceeding to expressing his views on the current political situation attributing it to every Swift song there is!  

Fallon calls Adele the 'designated survivor'

A minute into the show, Fallon said, "Last night was the premier of Taylor Swift's Eras tour movie...and get this, Beyonce was there! She posed with Taylor on the red carpet".

Audience cheered as Fallon continued, "Yeah! That's right. Taylor and Beyonve were at the premier whereas Adele stayed in Vegas as the 'designated survivior'." 

"Now we need to have someone safe at all times". 

'The News: Taylor Swift Version'

Then came Fallon's clever play on words, monologuing the current political fiasco with 21 Taylor Swift songs. 

Fallon, in the following segment, 'The News: Taylor Swift Version', said, "Last week the Congress ousted Kevin Maccarthy and said 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together'". 

"So when it comes to the speaker of the house, we just have a 'Blank Space', which everyone knows 'All Too Well'". 

"The whole thing started because there was major 'Bad Blood' in the Republican party....I mean it took 'Fifteen' votes to even elect McCarthy". 

"Then Matt Gaetz wanted to play the 'Anti-Hero'; so McCarthy was like..dude! 'You Need To Calm Down'. Are you trying to ruin my 'Reputation'? and Gaetz was like...yeah! 'This Is Me Trying". 

"Meanwhile Biden watched the whole thing like, 'You're On Your Own Kid', though 'Betty' is getting a kick out of it". 

'So, 'Long Story Short', the Republican party is looking at Steve Scalise like, 'Hey Stephen', we know you are the 'Mastermind', but we'll be able to 'Tolerate it' because were now in the 'Endgame', even if it takes, '22' votes". 

"You...'Ready For It?', That's when Maccarthy is like, hey! wait, what about 'ME'? and he was like pffff....'I Forgot That You Existed'". 

Next Fallon picked up Swift's 'Cardigan' song, and punning on it, originally meaning to say 'card again'. 

"But no! you can't play that 'Cardigan!'".

Fallon ended the segment saying, "So, McCarthy is in 'Exile', and refreshing the news like 'Sweet Nothing'.....'So It Goes', this has been the news, Taylor's version".

Fans said 'Big ups to the writers'

'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' fans have taken Fallon's Monologue too well with one commenting, "Great monlogue as always jimmy as a swifties i found the taylor swift reference in the new hilarious, and iconic".

Another said, "You have been SWIFTIFIED!".

Twitter users wrote, "Big ups to the writers this was legendary". Another said, "Cardigan made me giggle a bit…"