'Never play with intelligent women': Furious mom takes EPIC revenge on 'cheating' ex
SOLIHULL, WEST MIDLANDS: An enraged mother put a highly creative and unique vengeful display by taping a pink sex toy to her ex-boyfriend's car after he allegedly cheated on her. The woman from Solihull, West Midlands, who has been given the tag of a "legend," used the vibrator gifted to her by her former partner to embarrass him. She claimed that it was payback for doubting her intelligence and she stuck the toy on his windscreen outside of the town's Morrisons store.
A note left next to the vibrator read, "Ridiculous gift that a man who cheats gives to his girlfriend. Never play with intelligent women. Just returning wonderful gift." Packets of Ann Summers cleansing wipes for the toy were shoved between the vehicle's windscreen wipers, with a bottle of vegan-friendly lube and "enjoy" written across them.
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"It was the first gift he gave me during our relationship. I wanted to return it in a way for people to see that betrayal shows a lack of a character," the mother told Daily Star, after the act. "He was lucky I broke up with him two weeks ago. I didn't find out until last Friday though, otherwise I would have done a lot worse." According to Birmingham Mail, people sided with the woman when they came to know about her creative reprisal.
One person, in a Solihull Facebook group, wrote, "Legend! Go girl!" Another said, "She does not mess around." Others made light of the situation, claiming it would never happen at Waitrose. She confirmed that she blocked her former partner from WhatsApp, social media, and even from her life.
Earlier this year, a woman, while walking outside with her son, was left embarrassed after she noticed her son spot a sex toy on the pavement in Edgeley, Stockport. Bethany Keane, a dog walker, said her son saw the butt plug because it was in red and black color, which was his favorite.
MEAWW previously reported that unusual anecdotes about people presenting up at the ER with strange objects lodged inside of them are prevalent, and peculiar X-rays of phallic gear wedged inside genitals can be easily found on the Internet courtesy of memes and tabloid blogs. Considering documented medical occurrences of unusual things emerging inside people who claim to have fallen into them by accident, according to Nadia Bokody, a sex writer, the most prevalent situation experienced by ER staff is people losing vibrators in human genitals.
Despite the fact that three out of every four adults own one, the misuse of vibrators and dildos is alarmingly frequent, given that we have no form of teaching about how to use them. One of the most prevalent misconceptions when it comes to sex toys, according to Bokody, is assuming that all pleasure gadgets can be inserted. Butt plugs, rabbit-style vibrators (with rabbit-like "ears" at the end that restrict the toy from going much deeper), and dildos with artificial testicles at the base, according to Bokody, are all instances of items with a flared base that are safe to put inside you.