HEAVY VIBRATION ALERT: Overturned truck spills cargo of sex toys across I-40 freeway outside Oklahoma City
After the semi-truck crashed, a local news reporter on the scene told his station, 'This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here'
OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA: Oklahoma drivers had a rather slick commute on September 14 after a semi-tractor trailer allegedly spilt lubricants and dildos after it crashed, disrupting traffic on the I-40 freeway just before it reached a major sex-toy distribution hub.
News 9 footage from the scene shows an overturned truck with hundreds of boxes with metal cans and pink labels pouring out over the roadway on Oklahoma City's western outskirts. Although no one was hurt, the lubricated road needed hours to clean up. The unusual collision led KWTB News 9 pilot Jim Gardner to conduct a more thorough investigation. "This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here," Gardner said to an anchor. "There is a lot of stuff to clean up."
"Jim, can you tell what he's carrying there? What's all over the road?" the anchor asked while observing the cleanup crew pick up the boxes. Gardner paused before responding, "Not really. Maybe you can tell - I can't tell." He continued while zooming into the mess, "There's a lot of stuff laying on the road - whatever it is it's going to take a while to clean up."
The Oklahoma Police Department did not reply immediately to a request for information to clarify what was in the crates and where the truck was going. Patricia's, a notorious adult store in the south, is located near the accident. A business spokesman told The Lost Ogle that their inventory was unaffected and that they have plenty of "personal lubricants and sex toys" to go around. Patricia's further noted that "sales are buzzing."
Millions of people have laughed as they viewed the footage of the bizarre event. "Figured out why your package is late," one user wrote on Twitter. Another added, "Hopefully there's another truck coming from behind carrying a load of batteries."
@SpeedxRacer71— Agent (@Agent_Smith___) September 16, 2022
Figured out why your package is late
Hopefully there's another truck coming from behind carrying a load of batteries.— Just_Lisa fighting health issues 💜🏥🙏 (@LTrctrc) September 15, 2022
According to the Daily Star, commenters discussed whether or not the dildos would still be sold as "barely used." Some quipped that they hoped the shipment wasn't headed to Texas, where owning more than five sex toys is forbidden.
I don’t know but it’s a good thing this didn’t happen in Texas https://t.co/bPLn1QItat— Robin Sage, CISSP CSM CEH GSEC CRISC CISA GIAC … (@inlawssaythings) September 15, 2022
"I hope this isn’t in Texas, where possession of 6 or more dildos is illegal. This trucker would be arrested for dildo trafficking PS-this is a real law in Texas that ted crud implemented. I wish I could say I was joking"
I hope this isn’t in Texas, where possession of 6 or more dildos is illegal. This trucker would be arrested for dildo trafficking 🤣🤣🤣— Tuggmunkee🐇🐈⬛🐕🏳️🌈🌊💙🇺🇦4xVaxd (@bunnykittenpupp) September 15, 2022
PS-this is a real law in Texas that ted crud implemented. I wish I could say I was joking 😂🤪🤪