Dad live-tweets stepson's attempts to sneak a girl in and out of the house in hilarious thread
Dating someone when you still live with your parents can be more challenging than you think. Even if your parents are not strict, there are some things that can get awkward real quick. Especially if you consider bringing them home. If they are anything like this dad on Twitter, you might want to either learn to be more subtle or hold off on inviting your partner home. Or you just might become the topic of discussion on Twitter. User Tricky-D realized that his 18-year-old stepson had sneaked a girl into the house for a grown-up sleepover.
In a series of tweets filled with suspense and humor, we see whether the girl manages to leave the house unnoticed or whether the two get caught.
1. Shh...there's a girl upstairs and mom doesn't know.
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
...and now we wait.
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 🤷🏻♂️
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
2. Stepdad Holmes gathering clues
No one in this house would have all white shoes... pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
3. A logistical nightmare
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
4. A golden opportunity has presented itself
11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
5. Stepdad won't offer assistance
I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices 🤷🏻♂️
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
6. Mama's blockade
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
7. Team young love for the win!
8. The waiting game
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
9. Gone Girl? More like waiting for girl to go
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 🤷🏻♂️ I'm waiting just like the rest of you
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
10. The plot thickens
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
11. Just act like nothing happened
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
12. Love finds the way...out the kitchen door
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now! 💏
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 19, 2019
The end? Not quite. There's more...a twist in the plot.
Turns out mom knew about the little sleepover after all.
Factoid: mom knew she was spending the night. As they were close friends practically their whole lives of course they would never be physical like that. Mom was actually worried I was going to notice and be upset since there is a pretty clear no sleepover rule.
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 24, 2019
But she was not privy to all the details. Her husband's live-tweet thread, however, filled her in.
What mom didn't know, until reading the thread later, was about the "fuck fest above our heads at 4am". That was a fun treat for her to find out after half Twitter already knew. 🤷🏻♂️😂🤦🏻♂️
— 🇺🇲 $STAK-Tricky 📈💰 (@GhostOfTrickyD) January 24, 2019
Twitter folks thoroughly enjoyed this entertaining thread. It was retweeted 93k times and liked 374k times.
I was wondering what she would think on that:) best thread ever. As a mama bear I can imagine her reaction,, great job not overstepping papa. I'm not sure, how u didn't move the shoes in her line of sight,, but maybe that's to devious:)
— deeluvsluka (@DeanaSandberg) February 5, 2019
Don’t mind me I’m going to sit right next to you* grabs chips pic.twitter.com/G47sjnSDu5
— Cherrelledenise🌱🧘🏻♀️🌻🌎☀️🦋 (@onlie1che) January 20, 2019