PARTY POOPER: Cops hunt for 'spring break squatter' who relieved herself in Florida backyard
POLKS COUNTY, FLORIDA: Florida police officers are on the lookout for a mystery squatter. The squatter has been named 'Spring Break Squatter' and is said to have defecated in someone's backyard. The footage of the person captured on security camera defecating has been sent across by the cops to the citizens.
Meanwhile, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd posted the video to the public and is still on the lookout for the person who engaged in this bizarre crime. Judd claimed, "We have trespassing, (but) not traditional trespassing. It involves a lady that's gone into a neighborhood on Lake Winterset," as per Daily Mail.
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What happened in the backyard?
In a Facebook post, Heartland Crime Stopper stated, "There's an ongoing problem on Lake Winterset in Winter Haven - some people who boat on that lake tend to think they're allowed to walk onto someone's private property and trespass. Others think it's okay to park in a gated community on that lake, and walk through people's yards (again, trespassing) to join their friends on the lake."
Further, said, "This woman is what we call a squatter - literally. We can call her the Spring Break Squatter, because last week during spring break (around 4:00 p.m. on March 16, 2023 to be exact) she walked onto private property in a gated community on Lake Winterset, and squatted in the yard. She came from a boat on Lake Winterset. Do you recognize this woman? If so, give us a call at 863-298-6200. OR to be eligible for a CASH REWARD contact Heartland Crime Stoppers. Anonymity is Guaranteed!"
What is the comment from Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd?
"What if somebody stopped their car or their boat and walked up into your yard and started doing the number one thing or the number two thing in your hedges?" Judd asked. He then added, "Look at this video, help us identify this lady. Call Crime Stoppers, you’ll get money, and we’ll put her shiny rear-end in the county jail where it belongs. She's popped a squat and showed us her shiny rear end while she goes to the bathroom in these people's hedges." He concluded, "Hey folks, stay out of these people's yards. It's their private areas." In a similar incident, a man was recorded on camera as he relieved himself on the front porch of a north London home. It was nighttime when the intruder trespassed into the property and defecated completely unhurried and relaxed. The stranger holds the leisurely squat for nearly five minutes as he defecated. In fact, owing to his long toilet break in the darkness, the camera stopped recording mid-session as it could not sense any movement. "We didn't see anything, so we didn't know anything until my wife got up to take the dog out,' the owner said recalling the stench, "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, two giant poos right on our doorstep," as reported by MEAWW.