BDSM BOMBSHELL: Dominatrices offer to SPANK officials for $1M grant to build dungeon at Fort Lauderdale
FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA: Three dominatrices, dressed head to toe in S&M gear, requested a $1M grant from the Fort Lauderdale City Commission to create a dungeon and offered to spank each commissioner if their proposal was approved.
During a Tuesday night, December 20, Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting, the aforementioned proposal was made. The three women walked in a line up to the open mic platform wearing form-fitting, body-hugging black leather patent clothing, stiletto-heeled boots, and matching helmets. A waste management contract alternative was put out in front of five members of the municipal council by their apparent leader, who could be recognized by a long blonde braid and visible mouth. One of the three woman said, "Good evening counsel peoples you may call me 'Mistress,'" said the speaker whose dark red lips were her only body part not concealed - as the two other doms stood silently behind her, as per The Daily Mail.
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The woman continued, "I am here standing neutral to the motion approving an agreement for the proprietary purchase of Yardways Processing and Disposal. I do, however, find it interesting that you will spend almost 1 million dollars to hide your secrets down the drain - hiding that condom I know used to cheat on your spouse with."
3 Dominatrix demand tax-funded sex dungeon in Fort Lauderdale, Florida 😭 pic.twitter.com/psWh3v5wIb
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) December 22, 2022
"So, I propose that you use a quarter of that mill to support doms and subs in Broward County - to build a dungeon created for us by us - the taxpayers and voting citizens. Do not let this glamourous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon- you are dismissed," she concluded.
The majority of the conference attendees were middle-aged men and women, and as the women left the podium and made their way to their seats, they did not seem particularly disturbed by the unexpected suggestion. One of the commissioners cleared his throat and replied, "Okay, thank you."
"And, happy holidays to you," he added before letting out a slight giggle. "Anyone else wish to speak?" The city manager was questioned by a member of the audience who got up and said, "Are there any districts that have a dungeon?"
Many people shared their opinions about the noteworthy appearance on Twitter with one writing, "Oh my God what drug is she on? I'm really surprised they let her in and she wants a dungeon to do or kinky stuff. I don't think so."
Oh my God what drug is she on? I'm really surprised they let her in and she wants a dungeon to do or kinky stuff. I don't think so.
— Teresa Smith (@TeresaS48252080) December 21, 2022
"Those are the most sensible Floridians I have seen recently," a second person wrote. "How did they keep a straight face? I immediately thought of Dr. Evil when they said 'one MILLION dollars'," another person tweeted.
Those are the most sensible Floridians I have seen recently.
— Kevin Smith (@kasco1640) December 21, 2022
How did they keep a straight face? I immediately thought of Dr. Evil when they said "one MILLION dollars"
— Sarahelidonahue (@sarahelidonahue) December 22, 2022
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