Rod Stewart to enlarge his penis inspired by $10K corrective ankle surgery that added an inch to his height
After recently undergoing a $10,000 corrective ankle fusion surgery, that will help Rod Stewart gain an extra inch in height, the rocker is now reportedly planning to get his penis enlarged. Stewart underwent major ankle surgery after suffering an injury. The operation reportedly helped in straightening the 75-year-old’s bones in his lower legs. As reported by The Sun, Stewart said, “My knee got fixed with a knee replacement, so then the ankle didn’t know what was going on because obviously it’s crooked because of the knees, so now I’ve had to have the angle done. So when this is all done, I should have a nice straight leg and be able to run - and then I’m going to get my knob done.” However, when the ‘I Don't Want to Talk About It’ singer was questioned why he wanted to enlarge his willy, he responded, “Mind your own business!”
Reports stated that earlier in October the husband of Penny Lancaster held his love for soccer responsible for his injury. Stewart said, “First of all it was my knee as I played football all my life. I am suffering for it now. My knee got fixed with a replacement and then the ankle did not know what was going on. It was crooked. So I have had to have an ankle fusion. So when this is all done I should have a nice straight leg and I should be able to run.” The father-of-eight told The Mirror: "My leg has been caused by playing on awful pitches in Los Angeles. They are bone dry."
This comes months after a comparison between Stewart and US President Donald Trump left the Internet fuming with anger. As per reports, a news piece written by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Martin drew a parallel between Trump and Stewart, leaving Twitter filled with negative comments. The White House correspondent for NYTimes, Haberman, tweeted: “Trump is “the Rod Stewart of politicians — he may keep coming up with new material but deep down he knows his fans just want to hear ‘Wake Up Maggie,’ so he keeps playing the same tune because he can’t stand the thought of them not loving his performance”.”
But soon she faced a lot of backlash as one user commented, “Rod Stewart has class, Trump has zero class." Another one said, “And the Worst Analogy Of The Year Award goes to..." Some even called her out for getting the song title wrong, with one saying: “What the holy hell is “Wake Up Maggie?” Very slobby reporting Maggie.” The third user wrote, “The song's title is 'Maggie May'. Rod Stewart is one of the best selling artists of all time, was Knighted, and inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He had 16 other top 10 singles. He also fabulously covered Motown and Great American Songbook. You are insufferable."
"It's 'Maggie May'. Also, Rod Stewart is a far better human being than either you or Trump and he doesn't deserve this libel,” said the fourth person, while a fifth one added: “So now Maggie wants us to think Trump is the Rod Stewart of politics, which is supposed to imply that he’s a one-hit-wonder EXCEPT that Rod Stewart has quite a few hits. Yes, I’m really bitter that nepotism creates Maggies when there’s people out here with decent analogies."