Porn star Cherie DeVille releases erotic Tax Day video to TEACH MEN responsible investing
Porn star Cherie DeVille has released a new video to promote responsible investing just in time for Tax Day. "As an investor myself, I am frightened seeing young men invest in crypto, NFTs, and other speculative financial investments which are more like Beanie Babies than stocks," the 43-year-old adult actress told The New York Post.
"Young men hate index funds because they're boring, and they won't listen to staid investment advisors. I am lucky enough to have a platform in porn where I can get them to learn about index funds, IRAs, and other smart investment strategies via my pornography. The only way to educate these men is through porn. They're not going to listen to Vanguard, but they will listen to my t*ts," DeVille added.
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The 30-minute film stars DeVille as investment advisor Suze Whoreman, who punishes a young man for his irresponsible investment decisions. "Have you ever considered a Roth IRA? If you start investing now when you're young. Oh god. You're going to get so much by the time you retire," she says during a scene, as per the New York Post.
"I started investing in my retirement straight out of graduating from physical therapy school. I have a diversified portfolio. Investing shouldn't be fun. It's about securing your money for retirement. I constantly see other porn stars not pay their taxes, and it comes [back] to haunt them. The whole country can learn from porn stars' tax mistakes," DeVille told the portal.
"I've done my research, and I've found that people who invest in speculative manias lose their shirts," DeVille wrote for The Daily Beast. "When I sent this actual research to my male friends, they were uninterested and told me I was behind the times. Men are basically pussy-blind to cryptocurrencies. So, I decided to teach them a lesson or two with my actual pussy."
"On Tax Day, I'm releasing a porno called Suze Whoreman. In the film, a heterosexual couple struggles because the male keeps wasting money on NFTs. His girlfriend takes him to see a financial adviser, thinking she's the lesbian finance icon Suze Orman, but it's Suze Whoreman. I then dominate the male until he starts investing in index funds and ETFs instead of ape-branded crypto junk. By the end of our fuck session, he's an index fund-addicted Boglehead," the porn star explained.
"We need to teach men in a way that will get their attention. And what do men love more than gambling? Sex. I'm educating through porn because it will get males' attention," she added. "I didn't film Suze Whoreman because I wanted to. I filmed it because I had to. If financial advisers can't wake them up, I'll use my tits and ass to do the work for them because porn is the ass-set (pun intended) that I've got," she concluded the piece.
"Just out here educating men on good investment strategy, one movie at a time. The @nypost @jonlevine293 are correct. I DO like big dividends! In fact, some in the financial world would even call me a size queen [wink face emoji]," DeVille posted on her Instagram with a screenshot of the New York Times article.
DeVille is also a longtime admirer of financial advisor Suze Orman. "She's a bad bitch who knows how to keep her bag, and I'm a bad bitch who knows how to keep my bag. I respect all bad bitches who invest well. Plus, she's a hot older woman! Suze, if you'd like to discuss index funds or film a porno together, give me a call," said the actress. "A two-time winner of the AVN Award for MILF Performer of the Year, Cherie DeVille is the internet's favorite stepmom. She's a ten-year porn veteran, a former presidential candidate, and a physical therapist. She lives in Los Angeles," reads her The Daily Beast profile.