Jay Cutler hunts for the serial killer murdering his chickens, amused fans say he needs own reality show
Life is pretty hard for former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler. Something is killing his chickens and he's going to get to the bottom of this serial killer chicken mystery. Cutler took to Instagram to share his woes. Apparently, some of the chickens went missing and he needs to find the perpetrator. "We’ve got a chicken serial killer on the loose,” Cutler said in the video. “We’ve lost quite a few. Tonight, we’re gonna set up a trail camera to see if it’s a coyote, bobcat or raccoon. It could be anything. I’m not sure. But enough is enough. These ladies are a little edgy right now. We’ve got to figure things out. There is one other possibility. It could be an inside job.” The camera shows a cat, Thelma, who Cutler says is a savage with loose morals.
It's a rough time, but Cutler is determined to bring the chickens to justice. Fans haven't been able to stop laughing at his Instagram stories. One fan tweeted, "So a fun thing about me is I have no idea what Jay Cutler looks like and I saw the video with very little context and I honestly couldn't figure out why were all so invested in the chickens of some random guy on Instagram." Another tweeted, "Jay Cutler learning how to use his Instagram is proof that good things can still happen in 2020."
Some fans wrote that he deserves his own television show. "A Jay Cutler television series is what this world needs right now," a fan wrote. Another agreed and said that they'll watch a television show about Cutler just doing anything. "Jay Cutler is 100% going to shoot and accidentally kill his own chickens tonight," another imagined. One Twitter user took a potshot at him and wrote, "Jay Cutler was an heavy overrated and overpriced QB. A bigger mystery is trying to see if his passion for football is somewhere in the chicken coop." Ouch. "Ok, I am loving Jay Cutler’s insta stories. I need to know what’s happening to these chickens. Hoping the weather clears up," a fan tweeted.