#ImpoliteThingstoDoAfterSex: Hilarious suggestions flood Twitter after hashtag goes viral amid pandemic
Let's face it, the coronavirus lockdown has got us bored as hell. Netflix and chill all day (read it however you please) doesn't hold the same appeal anymore after doing it practically every day. Yes, quarantine has us sitting idly at home, with either our laptops or mobile phones in hand and there's no better way to get through another day of lockdown than contributing to a hilarious new twitter trend. So there's another bizarre hashtag going around that has got Twitter users hooked to it.
Everyone's worried about having sex while at home with their partner, firstly because of the spread of the virus and second, because of a global shortage in condoms. Others though are taking full advantage of sexy time. This could either mean a whole new degree of sexual frustration or a baby boom.
The specially-curated hashtag #ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex should definitely help with some 'what not do after sex' pointers.
In light of the pandemic, one Twitter user said, "#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex tell them you tested positive for Covid 19 2 days ago."
"#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex start streaming... 'hey guys just got some bomb ass head, now let's drop bombs in Call of Duty!' LOL", tweeted another user. Sounds like it may be from experience too.
Kudos to this one for a 'Captain Phillips' reference in this tweet, "#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex Tell her Look at me I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW."
This one says "#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex Start talking about your ex." A complete no-no. Agreed.
"#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex Play 'I Just Had Sex' by Lonely Island ft Akon...while they’re still there," another adds.
According to this one, "#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex Start a galactic civil war." We really don't need to start a war amid a pandemic.
"Post your photo together for National Siblings Day #ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex", said another. Sweet Home, Alabama!
"Not register to vote. Register you vote, ya rude fornicators: http://vote.gov #ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex", a make your country great tweet, by this user.
Another user is definitely out to butcher someone's ego with their tweet: "#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex Say: "Whoever told you size doesn't matter –– was lying."