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'Donald and Me' to 'My Pet Fly': Trolls suggest funny book titles as Mike Pence signs 7-figure deal for 2023 memoir

Pence, who has signed a two-book deal, will address 'many pivotal moments', from his life in Indiana to the time he joined Trump's campaign in 2016 and to when he left office in January

Former vice president Mike Pence is currently working with Simon & Schuster to publish an autobiography. The publishing house stated that it would be a 'definitive book' on the Donald Trump administration. The autobiography is slated to release in 2023. However, the date is tentative as of now.

Pence, who has signed a two-book deal, will address 'many pivotal moments', from his life in Indiana to the time he joined Trump's campaign in 2016 and to when he left office in January.

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The news of the book deal came shortly after the announcement of the launch of Pence's 'Advancing American Freedom' policy, which is aimed to defend and build upon the successful policies of the Trump-Pence Administration, according to Forbes. The latter is seen as the latest step towards Pence's preparations for his potential 2024 presidential campaign.

While the autobiography is still a work in progress and so is the title, Twitter users had a few ideas regarding the same and took to the platform to share what they think the title of the book should be. "Potential book titles for Mike Pence: Mother, My Boss Tried To Kill Me The Resistance Fly & Marlon Bundo The Gallows, Confederate Flags & Nazis At the Capitol: Why Insurrection Is Better Than Gay Pride Flags Aiding & Abetting White Supremacy, Fascism & Treason: A How To Guide," tweeted a user.

"Mike Pence writing a book? Hmmm, title options: "How to Suck Up To A Dictator" "I'm Hung...Actually, Trump Tried To Have Me Hung" "How to Successfully Do Absolutely Nothing For Four Years" "Mother Knows Best"," tweeted another. "What’s the title of Mike Pence’s autobiography? “Mother Knows Best” “Donald and Me” “My Pet Fly”," suggested another.

"Here's a working title option for the former VP. Mike Pence: The Man Who Oversaw the Deaths of at Least 400k People, A COVID-19 & HIV tale for the ages. Book 1 is the HIV outbreak in Indiana he slow walked & book 2 is his role as head of the COVID -19 task force that barely met," tweeted another, talking about the darker side of Pence's time in office.

Other's debated about the content of the said autobiography. "Goody Goody, can’t wait to read pages and pages about how great Trump is. Cause that is all I ever heard outta Pence’s mouth. Hard pass," tweeted a user. "Old Pence knows his political career is over so only thing lucrative is a book or two! HUMM maybe Pence should replace Brittanica’s Encyclopedias?!? God knows trump stirred up enough shit to fill volumes! LOL," added another.

"Pence will hole himself up in the Stanley Hotel and reenact “The Shining.” His whole book will read, “I love my big bad Trumpy. I love my big bad Trumpy. I love my big bad Trumpy”," tweeted a user. "Tentative first line of the upcoming "autobiography" (cough~ghostwritten~cough) of Mike "The Fascist" Pence. "This may make you laugh, but I can admit it now: The moment I knew I was nominated, I spray-painted my hair platinum white in the hopes I might foster gravitas"," added another.