Wichita PD joke 'NOT Amber Heard!' after 'Poop Perp' caught defecating on wigs in beauty store
Authorities said the woman defecated 'in the middle of the aisle' at Mid-K Beauty Supply, where the wigs were placed
The police department in Wichita, Kansas recently investigated a case wherein a woman was captured on camera pooping on cosmetic store merchandise. On Tuesday, May 10, Wichita police published photos of a woman they believe destroyed eight wigs at the store.
Authorities said the woman defecated "in the middle of the aisle" at Mid-K Beauty Supply, where the wigs were placed. According to authorities, the feces was large enough that eight wigs were damaged as a result. The police deparment has identified the "poopetrator" and criminal proceedings have started. The event was captured on the CCTV camera of the beauty business. As the police department released the evidence, they compared it to the testimony of Johnny Depp's chauffeur and security guard, Starling Jenkins III, who testified in court on April 28 that Jhonny Depp's ex Amber Heard had left a "surprise" in her and Depp's bed following a quarrel in 2016. Jenkins claimed that Heard told him the defecation was a "horrible practical joke gone wrong" when he was driving from Coachella festival in California.
"We've already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard so please stop calling and emailing that info!" the department joked in the comments section of a Facebook post as they posted the footage. The comment section became an open mic hour, with the police department also cracking: "This might be one of those cases that sticks with us." The video has now been removed and an update has been posted by the PD which confirms that the suspect's identity has been confirmed.
According to The Mirror, Heard allegedly soiled the bed as a cruel prank after Depp arrived two hours late for her 30th birthday bash in April 2016. The maid discovered feces on the bedding after Depp rushed out of their Los Angeles flat after a heated dispute, according to insiders. Heard first blamed the feces incident on Depp's tiny Yorkshire terriers, Boo and Pistol.
During testimony, Depp claimed that he was shown images of the bed and that all he could do was chuckle at Heard's 'bizarre' behavior. "He showed me a photograph on his telephone of, it was a photograph of our bed, and on my side of the bed, was human fecal matter,' Depp said, "It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh."