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Epic baking fail! Mother accidentally bakes X-rated cake instead of geode crystal cake for her son's 6th birthday

All that time in the kitchen seemed to be of little help, however, when the rest of the family was left in stitches after the 6-year-old geology mad child was presented with his cake
PUBLISHED OCT 3, 2018

If you're reading this, then you can totally relate to experiencing an embarrassing moment;  we bet, nothing can beat the feeling of this British mum, who ended up baking an X-rated cake for her son's 6th birthday!

Kate Kirven, a mother-of-two from Oxted, Surrey, spent quite a bit of time trying to perfect a geode crystal cake for her son Finlay for his birthday. The child loves geode rock crystals, so his doting mother decided to make him one. However, the end results were nothing close to what the two would've ever imagined.

The rest of the family was left in stitches after the 6-year-old geology mad child was presented with his cake that Kate described as being a "sparkly vagina." The mother had spent two hours in the kitchen making and then decorating the golden sponge geode cake which was decked out with a split on one side that had been decorated with gold, black, and white sugar crystals. 36-year-old Kate decided to step back for a moment to take a picture of her handiwork when she realized that the cake looked x-rated, to say the least.

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