24-year-old Kansas man sentenced to one-year probation for repeatedly trying to penetrate car's tailpipe

Ryan Scott Malek was named in a criminal complaint that was filed in June that spoke in detail of the multiple attempts he made to penetrate the tailpipe of a vehicle


                            24-year-old Kansas man sentenced to one-year probation for repeatedly trying to penetrate car's tailpipe

A man in Kansas is sentenced to a year's probation after court documents revealed that he tried to have sexual intercourse with the tailpipe of a car. 24-year-old Ryan Scott Malek has pleaded guilty to the lewd and inappropriate behavior for the encounter that took place on May 1 in Newton, Kansas. Malek was named in a criminal complaint that was filed in June that spoke in detail of the multiple attempts he made to penetrate the tailpipe of a vehicle that was parked. The authorities shared that the man was intoxicated, at the time and reportedly his alcohol content was four times the legal limit.

The Daily Mail reported that the initial responders said that Malek had been "oblivious" to what he had been doing. According to the Smoking Gun, he had to be tased by the officers to get him to stop. He was subsequently taken to a local hospital after he was subdued by the officers.



 

The man, a resident of Newton, was handed one year of probation and he was also made to pay a $200 fine for the incident. Six other witnesses who, according to court documents, had been at the scene at the same time witnessed the incident. Malek was arrested in February this year of aggravated assault and use of a deadly weapon, police arrest records from Newton revealed.

Malek's case isn't the strangest one that's out there, however. One man from Washington, Edward Smith, is a self-proclaimed "mechaphile." Smith has explained that people with mechanophilia are sexually attracted to cars, and the man has said that he has had sex with more than a 1,000 of them. Smith has also confessed to having sex with an attack helicopter.

He explained in a video by Barcroft TV: "Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars. I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car, to the point of what I feel is an expression of love. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them like a girlfriend. I'm not sick. Cars are just my preference."

At the peak of his sexual encounters with vehicles, Smith has said that he allegedly has intercourse with at least one car a week. In recent times, however, he said he prefers to be in a monogamous lifestyle with only one car whom he had affectionately named "Vanilla."

Vanilla is a Volkswagen Beetle that he has had with him for more than 30 years.

He continued: "When I hold Vanilla in my arms there's a powerful energy that comes from her. I would say it is extremely satisfying but at times a little melancholy because I know she cannot talk to me. But overall, I know she feels what I feel and it's intense. If anything was to happen to her I would be more than heartbroken."

Even though he speaks very fondly of Vanilla, he confessed that it was still an "open relationship" and that he is still sleeping around with his 1973 Opal GY (whom he has called Cinnamon) and a Ford Ranger called Splash. Smith has said that he has had sex with only one woman and that was a one-night stand after which he said he wasn't interested. He is, instead, looking to settle down with Vanilla.

Smith has also said that even though there is plenty of temptation out there, the relationship that he and Vanilla share is the real deal. He said: "I know better now than to pursue other people's private property without permission. I will not deny that I look at other cars on TV or at shows and still get those old impulses and desires — but those were the early days. Now I want to settle down with Vanilla."