Joe Rogan stunned into silence by skilled robbers: 'They didn’t f**k the car up'

Joe Rogan sits for a podcast with Tom Segura
PUBLISHED JUN 24, 2023
Joe Rogan speaks during weigh-ins for UFC 200 at T-Mobile Arena (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Joe Rogan speaks during weigh-ins for UFC 200 at T-Mobile Arena (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

AUSTIN, TEXAS: Joe Rogan, the esteemed UFC commentator, and host of an internationally acclaimed podcast, found himself marveling at the exceptional skill of the robbers. However, in a unique twist, Rogan departed from his usual hosting duties to assume the role of a podcast guest. His appearance took place on episode 152 of Tom Segura's renowned 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast.

During their engaging dialogue, which spanned nearly two hours, the dynamic duo delved into a lot of captivating subjects. Among the topics explored were the challenges and rewards of undertaking a sober October initiative. Furthermore, they ventured into a thought-provoking discussion on the ramifications of progressivism in urban areas, as well as strategies for navigating the complex dynamics between predators in the animal kingdom.

'They didn’t f**k the car up'

Seated together, Rogan and Segura eagerly observed a captivating street robbery video. The footage depicted a dramatic sequence involving two vehicles, with one forcefully colliding with the other not once, but twice. Surprisingly, despite the aggressive maneuvers, neither the car nor its owner suffered any harm. In a scene reminiscent of a movie production, Segura quickly clarified at the outset that this astonishing event was not staged but a genuine occurrence. Ultimately, the skilled robbers successfully made off with the owner's possessions, leaving behind an uncanny spectacle that defied expectations.

Segura said, "So that black car rams that car, right on perfectly. Then this car hits another car and speeds away. And the black car comes again and that is like precision, that is like trained on how to do that right. Then this guy jumps out of the passenger seat, Sh**ty camera work, probably scared to death. He’s got a gun, okay, smacks somebody or the window on that side. And grabs eventually that bag. He’s got the bag now. Gets in there and it’s like see you later.” To this Rogan replies, "Pretty impressive. Impressive that they didn’t f*ck the car up either.”



 

'Cameraman should be arrested'

In response to Segura and Rogan's admiration for the robbers, numerous users took the opportunity to express their own perspectives. One user wrote, "I'm actually pretty glad he specified, this really looks like something out of a movie." Another user wrote, "Joe: "they didn't fuck up the car. A bear would have fucked that car up." A user joked, "Cameraman should be arrested for not taking his job seriously."

Several users were themselves taken aback by the stunt the robbers pulled off (addicted_shorts/YouTube)
Several users were themselves taken aback by the stunt the robbers pulled off (addicted_shorts/YouTube)
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