Watch: Granny's reaction when she is presented with phallic cake that shoots cream for 90th birthday
This innocent great-great-granny was left howling with shock and then laughter when her cheeky family urged her to tickle a penis cake they bought for her 90th birthday — only for it to drench her in cream.
Haley Goulty, 40, couldn't contain her laughter as she videoed her poor nan Jean Astley, 90, being presented with the realistic-looking birthday cake at her party on Saturday.
Hilarious footage shows Jean gazing in disbelief at her graphic phallic cake as daughter Liz Ferrar, 59, places it in front of her to the delight of her watching family.
Liz urges her elderly mum to ‘come on, play with it’ — before squeezing double cream at her through a strategically placed pipe in the cake.
As her family cheer, Jean squeals in shock as her hand is soaked in the surprise white liquid, before bursting into laughter. But the birthday girl got the willies and hilariously gave the cake a good shove away from herself — all while laughing her head off.
Haley, from Leicester, said: “My nan wasn’t expecting it at all. You could see the shock in her face. She may be 90 but she’s still young at heart. For a 90-year-old she’s got a very good sense of humour, and she swears like a trooper.
“My mum had the cake made for her. I’ve no idea what inspired my mum to get that cake. Everyone is used to my nan sitting in her arm chair, fag in one hand, remote in the other hand, and I think she really wanted to get her a cake like that but couldn’t get one.
“But you can’t top that one now. She absolutely loved the cake. When she was waiting for a cake she knew we had a surprise, and she just went ‘ooh is it a male stripper?’
“Me and my husband were joking a few months back about getting her one and she was saying ‘oh, maybe 10 years ago’. We were going to have it sent to the house rather than the party, but I think that’s what she was expecting because we were covering her up in paper towels and that [before the cake came out].
“Nobody knew, only my mum and my brother, and it was all quiet and then they bought the cake out. It was brilliant. It’s lovely to see her like that because she doesn’t really get out much anymore.
The birthday party bought in five generations of family, with Jean’s 12 children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and even great-great grandchildren making up nearly 200 guests. But it wasn’t the first time that the family had managed to prank their matriarch with a raunchy gift.
Haley said: “A few years ago my uncle bought her a vibrator and she thought it was a back massager. She didn’t use it. We told her what it was and she just said: ‘put that thing away’. She has a great sense of humour in every aspect."
“She’s very, very comical. We like to shock her if we can. But she’s very quick off the mark. Say something and she can come back on you dead quick. Honestly, people are really surprised when they meet her.
“When someone new comes into the family we never tell them what my nan’s like so we can spring her on them. It’s great when we all get together because there’s a really good atmosphere.
“You go to some parties and there’s a good atmosphere, but you never get one that’s just laughs. It’s like that with us — it’s just a great atmosphere. We had a brilliant time on Saturday. My nan even stayed up past her bedtime.”
Author: Jessica Cripps
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