Grandma scares off naked intruder from her back porch by taking off her dentures and yelling 'Grandma no teeth!'
A grandmother from Florida managed to terrify a naked intruder and chase him from her porch after she took out her dentures and yelled "Grandma no teeth!" at him. Pennelope Pettersen, a 73-year-old from Titusville, Florida, heard some strange sounds coming from her back porch early in the morning of September 23 but she initially dismissed it thinking it was her cat.
The elderly woman was shocked, however, when she opened her blinds and found 28-year-old Axel Rivera who saw her and proceeded to take his clothes off and started "gyrating" at her in what has been described a "lewd manner".
Pettersen told WFTV in an interview: "I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, 'Oh, hell, that's not my cat'." The elderly woman is a retired member of law enforcement and instead of freaking out over the naked man on her porch, she found a creative way to scare him away.