Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld slams 'woke' Disney as he calls ‘The Marvels’ 'dogs**t', Internet agrees
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK: Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has criticized Disney for what he perceives as "woke" decisions, particularly in light of the underwhelming performance of ‘The Marvels,’ calling it ‘dog s**t’.
It was reported that the movie has garnered the lowest opening weekend box office figures since the inception of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in 2008.
Apparently, Gutfeld’s remarks were strongly backed by the internet as several Marvel fans also criticized MCU.
Greg Gutfeld mocks Disney
Fox News anchor and ‘The Five’ host Greg Gutfeld recently weighed in on the ‘worst opening for a Marvel movie ever’ for ‘The Marvels’.
He began by directly taking a jab at the movie adding, “So there's a new Marvel movie out, and apparently it sucks. I haven't seen it yet because, as you know, I have better things to do.”
He continued, “The new flick is courtesy of Disney, who owns the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse.”
“The next superhero should be The Incredible Shrinking Box Office, because their latest offering 'The Marvels' was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever, even worse than Iron Man versus Little Women.”
Gutfeld further mocked the characters in the movie adding, “Oh, they got destroyed in that. Now, in this universe, women are as physically strong as men. I'm talking actual women now, not the ones with 5 o'clock shadows who can pee their name in the snow. But today, entertainment is now secondary to diversity and every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanut M&Ms and twice as nutty.”
“It's the universe, according to Disney. Unfortunately, that's the only universe where this crap is a hit, and it's a universe that more and more audiences find as entertaining as counting the liver spots on President Biden's thighs,” he said mocking President Joe Biden.
The Fox News host continued to slam the movie by taking a jab at Nancy Pelosi saying, “So, as Hollywood's numbers drop like Nancy Pelosi's boobs on a hot day, they keep trying to get us to see movies with a message, but are they getting our message?”
“Have they finally realized that most of us would rather be dry shaved with a cheese grater than spend 25 bucks being scolded by a virtue-signaling cartoon? Apparently not, because with 'The Marvels' Disney has produced a movie so bad, it makes Hunter's cocaine boogers look like art.”
He then shouted, “Do we have a clip of the movie?” and a video spanned on the screen showing a dog shitting.
Gutfeld said, “I mean, technically, that is dog s**t. Yeah, but the reviews for the flick have been brutal. Apparently, the problems include the script, the acting, the casting, the plot.”
“Aside from that, it's a masterpiece. It's so bad the theaters are making grief counselors available to viewers after the film.”
Greg Gutfeld slams Brie Larson in ‘The Marvels’
While Greg Gutfeld brutally slammed ‘The Marvels’ by blasting every other person he could think of, he didn’t leave the movies’ star Brie Larson alone.
He said, “It stars the ultra-woke Brie Larson, who's never made a movie you've seen, and she stinks so bad her first name shouldn't be Brie, it should be Limburger. Am I right? Some say she's a piece of ass. If that piece happens to be her head.”
He continued, “But that's beside the point, really, because she considers herself to be a gender activist, which to the woke means: All men are awful, unless, of course, they're carrying a purse and a Bud Light. Apparently, her superpower is making talent invisible. As far as the script and the rest of the cast, who really cares? Marvel focuses on good moviemaking the way 'The View' focuses on cutting carbs.”
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Internet agrees with Greg Gutfeld’s brutal remarks against ‘The Marvels’
After the brutal slamming, internet supported ‘The Five’ host as one person wrote, “We stopped watching all of the new Disney shows when Covid started in 2020. Disney is way too woke for our family.”
One more said, “The fact that the entire high management staff of Disney are not ALL fired after the result of the last few years is nothing short of pure madness.”
An X user simply said, “How is Disney even staying afloat? Everything they do sucks,” and another had a similar opinion, “Disney ruins everything it touches.”
“It's all over the internet from Marvel fans and movie critics, they all talk about how bad the movie is,” said another.
One person wrote, “I haven't seen the movie yet but after hearing this and reading the comments, I won't waste my money. Thank you.”
