Borat jokes about Orlando Bloom's infamous paddleboard penis in hilarious birthday message to Katy Perry

Borat jokes about Orlando Bloom's infamous paddleboard penis in hilarious birthday message to Katy Perry
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Nearly 14 years after introducing the world to his iconic character Borat, Golden Globe-winning actor Sacha Baron Cohen once again graced our screens as the infamous Kazhakthani news reporter in ‘Borat Subsequent Moviefilm’. And, on October 25, Borat surfaced again to wish his dear friend Katy Perry a happy birthday with an extremely hilarious message mostly focused on Orlando Bloom’s infamous nude paddleboard incident.  

The ‘Roar’ singer shared the video on her personal Instagram account and even tagged her husband with the caption "omg @orlandobloom". In the video, Cohen disguised himself as Borat and can be seen staring at the camera while carrying his signature smile for the first few seconds. He then starts off saying, “Jagshemash, Katy Pepsi. I was planning on going sailing in Florida, and so I make internet searching of ‘Orlando watersports’."

He continues, “But instead, Mr Google send me a photograph of your husband with his crum out. He have a very good one! It must be nice to see Orlando bloom. You will have a very nice birthday, a lot of cream on your cake. Why not?”

For the uninitiated, Borat Aka Cohen was referring to Bloom’s nudes from 2016, which were captured by paparazzi when he and Katy were on an Italian vacation. The singer had revealed once in an interview with Vanity Fair that Bloom tried convincing her into getting on the paddleboard naked as well, but she refused.


 “Well it was Europe. Honestly, we had had a pretty chill time for a week and everywhere we looked it was like everybody was naked. It was Europe, it was Italy, and I think he wanted to fit in with the locals and it was the end of the trip,” she had said. 

Bloom's paddleboard story has always managed to catch a lot of attention and it only makes sense that Borat chose to speak about it on Katy's special day. In the interview, the singer revealed how only days before he was captured paddleboarding naked, Bloom boasted about the popularity of his movies such as 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.


"I was like, eye roll, eye roll, eye roll,” she said, “and then all of the sudden, he is number one trending on Twitter and I was like, ‘How?! How?’” she joked. 

Meanwhile, her husband shared a series of pictures on his Instagram account and wished her saying, “Happy Birthday my love oh the places we’ll go…” He has also shared Cohen's message for Katy and written, "@katyperry your dream come true birthday message my love HAPPY BIRTHDAY @boratsagdiyev "


Meanwhile, many celebrities including Nicki Minaj and Kris Jenner have wished Katy a happy birthday. The 'Anaconda' singer wrote, "Happy birthday Mama". Katy and Bloom welcomed their baby daughter on August 26, 2020. They've named her Daisy Dove Bloom. 

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