Washington woman lands in ER after butt plug 'vanishes' up her a** during kinky Tinder date
LONGVIEW, WASHINGTON: A woman had to rush to a hospital after a sex toy vanished inside her bum. Samantha Palenske, who works as a security officer, had to spend three hours in the hospital to get remove a stainless steel butt plug that she put inside her butt when she was with her Tinder date.
The incident that happened in January 2018 was recently shared by the 21-year-old on her Facebook page as she wanted to people cheer up amid coronavirus lockdown. Through her post, she has also urged people to seek immediate medical help if they face similar kinds of issues.
In her social media post, Palenske has explained how things unfolded and went wrong as she was enjoying with her date. She shared: “I'd used the butt plug alone before, but never with someone else. My Tinder date 'Beardy' was all for me using it on our third date. I was super excited. I put it in and it was fine up until he started messing with it.”
After some time, her date had a look at his face that said 'oh no', and when Palenske inquired about it, he said, “It's gone.” Soon, she was rushed to a nearby hospital by her date, where she was examined by five medical professionals and had an x-ray before the kinky thing, which was three inches in length, was removed. She later went home with a keepsake copy of her x-ray and the toy.
Talking about the doctors and the medical workers that helped her remove the toy, Palenske said: “The doctors and nurses were amazing, they didn't judge me at all, they were joking around with me and that made me feel better. You're going to feel like you're the only one this has happened to but it definitely isn't.”
“There are plenty of other people who have gone through the same experience, it just doesn't get talked about. They're not going to judge you. Don't be embarrassed, they deal with this kind of stuff regularly — just go to the ER and get help.
“I decided to share it out of pure quarantine boredom, it's given people a good laugh during the lockdown. You'll have party stories for the rest of your life — you're always going to be the funniest person in the room hands down,” she concluded her post.
Palenske’s post about her experience when she was 19 has left people bursting with laughter. The story has attracted more than 99,000 likes, shares, and comments.
Facebook apparently took the story off the site as it broke the social media platform’s rules. However, Palenske posted it again and received a lot of comments with one posting, “I think I'm one of the hundreds who took screenshots and sent them to my friends. LOL! FB can't snatch those!” While the other person commented: “I laugh my butt off each and every time I read this.”
Not only this, Palenske, who is now engaged to a 29-year-old graphic design student Shaun Cubie, has also created a page for her short stories where she writes about some of her misadventures. The page is called, ‘Samantha Plugged In’.