'Real Housewives of New York': Countess LuAnn says she 'never f**ked the pirate', fans refuse to believe her
Countess LuAnn De Lesseps sure has a terrific sense of humor and we got to witness it in the latest episode of 'Real Housewives of New York'. We finally get to see LuAnn's ex-boyfriend Jacques Azoulay in the episode. The two certainly managed to stay good friends despite their split in 2013. Even though the couple claimed that their split was 'amicable' and was because they 'wanted different things in life', the rumor mills were buzzing with the story that LuAnn's infamous hook-up with a certain pirate put the couple's relationship on the rocks.
When the 'RHONY' housewives took a trip to St Barths, they ran into a pirate who looked a lot like Johnny Depp. Our beloved Countess then indulged in some heavy flirting with the pirate, which eventually led to him making his way back home with LuAnn to spend the night together. Although LuAnn insisted that the pirate came back with her because he wanted to see her home and that she kicked him out of her house in the middle of the night, the cameras caught a different story. The cameras filmed LuAnn on the same night, on a phone call, speaking to someone in French after the pirate left, when she accidentally hinted that things might have gotten heated with the pirate.
So, now with the return of Jacques in the latest episode, LuAnn asks him to do his stand-up routine at a fundraiser she was hosting to raise funds against bullying. Jacques happily agrees to LuAnn's request and shows up at the venue. When it is finally time to introduce Jacques on the stage, LuAnn introduces him in her signature cheeky style, by declaring that she wants to set the record straight, before announcing that she 'never f***ed the pirate', and then welcomes Jacques on the stage.
Although Jacques asked LuAnn not to introduce him with her pirate incident, she insists that it is funny. Eventually, Jacques had no choice but to agree and go along with LuAnn's reasoning that it is funny. While the audience broke into a huge roar of laughter at LuAnn's creative introduction, the housewives had very different reactions to it. Sonja Morgan could be seen yelling at Lu saying the Countess is lying and she did f*** the pirate.
The viewers seem to be with Sonja on this one as they too refuse to believe that LuAnn didn't f**k the pirate. One of the fans tweeted, "Why is LuAnn lying?! She knows she slept with the pirate lmaooooooo #RHONY." Another fan wrote, "Luann expects us to believe she *didn’t* f**k the pirate? #RHONY."
"Luann. Girl, we know you f***ed the pirate. Lmao stop lying. #RHONY #BravoTV," added another fan. "Luann. Pls. You f***ed the pirate. It’s been 8 years. #RHONY," shared another fan.
"Luann is definitely not an alcoholic and she definitely f**ked the pirate #RHONY," observed a fan.
'Real Housewives of New York’ Season 12 airs every Thursday at 9/8c on Bravo.