12 stupid things men do that piss women off
This list of things is endless, but take a look at the top 12.
There are certain behaviors that anger women to no end. A million things! is probably what you are thinking right now but there are specific instances just different from the rest. Sure, guys may think women overreact in these situations, but, honestly, we're annoyed and don't really care what you think. Sound insane? Too bad.
No matter how illogical or ridiculous these annoyances are, they just keep happening over and over. So what are some of the things men do to make a girl want to explode?
1. Look at their phones while we're speaking and then ask, "WHAT?!"
As if the reason isn't obvious, it's quite infuriating to have to repeat ourselves solely because you weren't paying attention the first time. It makes us feel that whatever we're saying is less important than whatever news feed you're scrolling through. You should stop - because it makes us realize what we initially said was unimportant, and no one likes feeling unimportant.
2. Not understanding the concept of consent!
"Just the tip, please? " We’ve all been there; you’re getting all hot and heavy with a cute guy, but you’re not ready to “go all the way.” So, he pleads with you, “Come on, just the tip!” Excuse me, sir? Just the tip? No! If your business makes contact with my business, — if there is penetration at all — that is sex. And, please stop making us feel like prudes from not allowing this to happen.
3. Breaking up with women and expecting them to come running back
There's a lot of women who fall victim to this one. Time and time again women fall for their absolute BS stories. 'I'm so sorry', 'letting you go was my biggest regret of my life', 'I won't stop until I get you back'. So now you wanna play baby? Now you wanna talk emotions? A man never makes the same mistake twice and his next GF will thank you. Lesson learned.
4. Comment on another girl's physical appearance while we're standing right there
Oh, she has a sick body? That's awkward since I'm a solid 20 pounds heavier than she is. What it means to women: Time for us to make some changes. We are already self-conscious enough; we don't need your extra commentary. Thanks, bye!
5. Trying to put it in places we haven't talked about yet
Why the hell do you think this bothers women? Men in the flow of passion forget women's well-being and physical pain. How would you feel if that was done to you? Talk to women about how they feel too, because the last time we checked, it takes two to tango!
6. Leaving the toilet seat up
Classic. Ancient, but still so damn annoying! When you unknowingly go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and you sit and fall right into the toilet. What is so difficult about putting down the godforsaken toilet seat? This is something on which men and women will simply never see eye to eye.
7. Calling PMS on everything!
Maybe, just maybe, you screwed up! But no, men have found the ultimate goldmine of blame just because a woman is on her period! Like we need any more reason to feel like crap! Our uterus is falling apart and not to mention we are being plagued by cramps. Men feel like everything we say during this time of the month is because we are somehow unstable. No!
8. Beard trimmings
As much as we love men with beards there's nothing worse than a bunch of face hair sprinkled around the sink. Seriously, we're done cleaning up. Women shave too, do you see it everywhere? Absolutely not! Is it such a difficult algorithm to comprehend? Just pour some water over it, that is all. That is all. Did we say it enough?
9. False advertisement of goods will be prosecuted
This has probably happened to us more than once! We have all met men who talk so much about their D-game and then when you finally give them a chance they have the smallest limpest D in the universe! Yes, in the universe! Women are pretty accepting creatures. The best practice is to let your actions speak for themselves.
10. A fixation with porn like it's a commandment
No, everything you see in porn will not happen to you! We trust that you know that it is an act! We can never live up to that unrealistic, quite literally. All you do is watch plastic women happily performing ridiculous acts with men who also give an unrealistic portrayal of sex. It couldn't be further from the truth. What's not to hate?
11. Doing the head push when you're down there!
This is one of the biggest turn-offs ever for any women. If you want oral sex, just ask. Ask very, very nicely, because you're in bed together and you should be acting very, very nicely to begin with. Never, ever shove a girl downtown and expect she'll do anything but use her teeth.
12. Telling us to calm down when we are already mad
Ummm.. no. This is not gonna happen. If you tell us to calm down one more time, we will probably strangle you. Yes! It will not happen. It never works! Stop. Instead, ask us if we would like some ice cream instead.
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