Your Favorite Emoji Can Now Give You Infinite Pleasure... Literally

Your Favorite Emoji Can Now Give You Infinite Pleasure... Literally

Consider the following text message:

🍆  💋  💦 


If you find nothing dirty about that, you're in for a world of surprises!

The 'eggplant emoji' (🍆 ) has been a standard on many a drunken text (or should we say 'sext') and has gathered a cult fan following on the internet as a universally-loved substitute for otherwise dirty 'phallic references'.

One of many memes that have turned the eggplant emoji into a dirty joke!

The next step for the famous emoji was obvious. Yup, you guessed it! It's a full-blown 10 speed vibrator!, an online sex store has released its very own range of emoji sex toys! The star of the show of course, is the Eggplant. 

'The Eggplant Emojibator' as advertized on

The Eggplant Emojibator comes with a 10-speed setting, discreet packaging, is completely waterproof and the company also claims that it comes with a 'Healthy serving of Vitamin D'!

If you are still not amused, you could always go for the 'Chili Pepper' variant to 'spice' things up a bit!

When you don't know what to choose for your 'after dinner plans'!

The vibrators are just the tip of the Emoji Sex Toy iceberg though! There is a whole range of emoji condoms, lubes, dirty greeting cards and even emoji nipple pasties!

They said I'd be a virgin for using emojis. Look who's laughing now. Lol!

 After the disappointing Emoji Movie (which has an abominably low rating of 6% on Rotten Tomatoes), at least this interesting range of products is sure to make people go 😱 !

What's your take on the story? Comment below to tell us. But use emojis only! 😉