'He gets his cardio by storming out of courtrooms': Jimmy Fallon mocks Donald Trump over doctor's note saying ex-POTUS has 'excellent' health
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: Jimmy Fallon took a humorous jab at Donald Trump in a recent episode of 'The Tonight Show', over a note the former president received from his doctor.
On Monday, November 20, the Trump campaign shared a statement from his physician Dr Bruce Aronwald, who declared that the GOP front-runner is in "excellent" health and highlighted that his cognitive tests yielded "exceptional" results.
Jimmy Fallon trolls Donald Trump over doc's health bill
In his note, Dr Bruce Aronwald stated that the former president underwent a "comprehensive examination" on September 13. According to the report, the results of his "cardiovascular studies are all normal" and his "cancer screening tests" were negative.
Additionally, it was mentioned that Donald Trump had "reduced his weight." Even though the letter provides general statements about Trump’s health but lacks specific details about the types of tests conducted or their results.
It reportedly omits basic information that has been shared by Trump’s physicians in the past, such as his height, weight, cholesterol level, and blood pressure, as per CNN.
After delivering the news to the audience, Jimmy Fallon humorously presented a doctor’s bill of health, expressing skepticism by saying, "I'm not so sure it's legit. Could we see the note?"
He read, "Donald is in excellent health, the most health a man can ever have, that I can tell you. Doctor."
Fallon continued by reading the news update in which the doctor mentioned that Trump had lost weight due to "continued daily physical activity." He responded, "Yeah, Trump's the only guy who gets his cardio in by storming out of courtrooms."
Jimmy Fallon mocks Donald Trump's 'exceptional' cognitive exams
Subsequently, Jimmy Fallon hilariously commented on Donald Trump's "exceptional" cognitive exams, saying, "All I know is when your friend is like, 'Guys, I took a cognitive exam and everything's fine', that usually means the opposite. It's like, Why are you taking this exam?"
He jokingly said his team managed to obtain the test and expressed doubt, stating, "I'm not sure that’s the case. Let me show you what I mean."
Then, the host presented a question paper with images for Trump to identify.
Showing Abraham Lincoln's picture, Fallon said, "For instance, for the question, 'Who is this famous figure?' Trump wrote...Old Willy Wonka."
He then showed a triangle shape and remarked, " For this question, it says, 'What is this shape?' Trump wrote...Ron DeSantis' show lifts."
Fallon continued, "For, finish this sequence, "10...20...", Trump wrote...Piece McNuggets. Wow! I mean, funny. Pretty funny, but not correct." He further said, "Next up, 'Name three items you find in a bathroom', Trump wrote...toilet, tub, classified documents."
The host proceeded with the next funny question, "'List 3 words that start with the letters Wr', Trump wrote...write, wrong, wrigged." He read the final question, "'What is this color?', Trump wrote...My pillowcase in the morning."
"And there you go. At least he tried. It's getting there. It's not bad," said Fallon, concluding the segment.
