Tired of relationships? Try dating these 11 things! Let's face it. Dating humans is a bit overrated. You need to play your cards right, and even then you might lose the hand. So why waste time on good old human, when you can date things instead? Share 1. Pizza Pizza is delicious. Pizza will never fail you. Pizza comes in 30 minutes. You should date a pizza. Source: Giphy 2. Chocolate Chocolate is sweet. Chocolate is dark and handsome. Chocolate will never fail you. You should date a chocolate. Source: Giphy 3. Teddy Bear Teddy Bears are cute. Teddy Bears always listen. Teddy Bears never judge and never complain. You should date a Teddy Bear. Source: Giphy 4. Coffee Coffee is strong and dark. Coffee will wake you up every morning. You can carry coffee around whenever you go. You should date Coffee. Source: Giphy 5. Smartphones Smartphones are smart. Smartphones can fit in your pocket. Smartphones will always listen to you. You should date a Smartphone. Source: Giphy 6. Ice-Cream Ice-cream is cool. Ice-cream is sweet. Ice-cream can be eaten at 3 in the morning. You should date Ice-cream. Source: Giphy 7. A Dog Dogs are loyal. Dogs are cute. Humans are not. You should date a Dog. Source: Giphy 8. Sweater Sweaters are warm. Sweaters comfort you. You can get a new one, any time. You should date a sweater. Source: Giphy 9. Pillow Pillows are cuddly. Pillows are warm. Pillows will always sleep by your side. You should date a pillow. Source: Giphy 10. A Book Books are smart. Books never leave. Books are interesting. You should date a book. Source: Giphy 11. Bed A bed will always have your back. A bed will always hug you back. A bed is comforting. You should date a bed. Source: Giphy 12. Well, your options are open! Source: Giphy Facebook Share on Facebook Trending Want to lose weight? Weigh yourself daily 5 reasons break ups could be good for women! Do you know the weirdest thing Singapore has banned? 12 foods to avoid when trying to lose weight 8 tips to pack the perfect healthy lunch for work Can you guess which day couples have the most sex? What does the color red smell like? 7 times Cats turned out to be Superheroes! 'Having a bad day? These 5 things will cheer you up for sure'. You may also like 5 times cats were more talented than humanbeings! WARNING: Reading this will make your quit your job. Let’s make someone smile today. Want to lose weight? Weigh yourself daily Want to be happy? There you go. These 5 things will make your relationship last forever. What does the color red smell like? 4 weird signs that show he's into you. Snapchatting and driving is always a bad idea. 5 annoying habits that are pissing off your single friends. The man who millions have seen in their dreams. Have you? Can you guess which day couples have the most sex? 10 shortest ghost stories of all time. True love is eternal. Does Red Bull Contain Bull Sperm?